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[dangodiva]

 [Waking up in strange places, not all that unusual.  But there is something decidedly off, and Anko knows it.  

Not that the wings gave that away or anything.  

Perched up in a tree, more or less hidden among the leaves, she observes the nearby village and pokes through the journal thing she had found nearby.  An interesting contraption, to say the least.  At some point, she manages to click on the video device to catch her muttering to herself.]

...Definitely not in Konoha anymore, Toto.

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[Voice]

[endgames]

[And here he thought the New Feather wave was over.]

Or anywhere near it, for better or worse.

[Voice]

[dangodiva]

[Her finger hovers over the device for a moment. A familiar voice.]

Ain't nothing 'better' about it.

[Voice]

[endgames]

I could think of a few scenarios. [...] Some of which you put genin through.

[Voice]

[dangodiva]

[Despite the situation, a feral grin slowly curls her lips. Good times, man. Good freakin' times.]

Someone's gotta weed out the cry babies from the real shinobi, kiddo.

[Muses quietly for a moment, flipping through her memory banks.]

Must not have been all that bad if you're still alive to talk about it, though.

[Voice]

[endgames]

['Kiddo'? Come on. 8|]

Oi, I'm a chuunin at least.

[Voice]

[dangodiva]

[Anyone who suffered under her reign of terror!, can still be counted as 'kiddo', and there'll be no one who'll convince her otherwise.]

I'll make sure to get ya a cookie. Or something. [...] Do they even have cookies here?

[Voice]

[endgames]

[Troublesome. 8|]

Unfortunately. [A topic which for some reason keeps coming up with Tony Stark. But Not Important.]

More importantly, they have all of the items you'd have had on you in the shops. If you can find your way to town, I'll meet you there and brief you on the situation.

[Voice]

[moremoremore]

Afraid not, lady.

[Voice]

[dangodiva]

[This one, not so familiar. Though lady? Definitely a first.]

Well, that's just great. Freakin' wings on top of it. Thinkin' maybe I was better off before.

[Voice]

[moremoremore]

Unless you were dead, you most likely were.

[Voice]

[dangodiva]

Hrm. [...] I believe I was pretty close, come to think of it.

Guess time'll tell if this's a better schtick or not.

[Voice]

[moremoremore]

You think you might have been biting it? That's pretty rough. But yeah, I guess the only way to tell whether or not you like the place is to stick around for a while.

[ voice ]

[deceases]

And you definitely won't find a wizard or a witch to bring you back home from here either.

[ his tone sounds generally.. well, indifferent. ]

[ voice ]

[dangodiva]

Really?

[Dammit.]

That's good to know before I wasted my time. 'Preciate the heads up.

[ voice ]

[deceases]

I thought I should say it just in case.

So you're one of the new people here then, huh? It seems to be a little late into the season, usually they arrive closer together.